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Well, slunts, gather ’round, because we’ve got another thrilling episode of “Jenelle Evans and the Vanishing Teenager” for you. In the latest episode of this nail-biting saga, our heroine, Jenelle, called the cops because her 14-year-old son, Jace, pulled a Houdini act and escaped through his bedroom window. Did he have a cell phone to keep him company on his adventure into the wild? Nope! Because, you know, what could possibly go wrong in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by endless woods?

In an astounding revelation brought to you by the masters of suspense at TMZ, it’s been a jaw-dropping 18 whole hours since Jace went MIA. They’ve even put his face on a nationwide missing persons poster. But wait, there’s more! This isn’t the first time Jace has ghosted his own family recently. In fact, this marks his third vanishing act in just a few weeks. Move over, David Copperfield, we’ve got a teenage magician in the making!

First, in a shocking plot twist, Jace disappeared after his mom, Jenelle, had the audacity to take away his precious cell phone. Jenelle assured us that this is just your typical teenage rebellion, but hey, who hasn’t sprinted into the woods to protest phone confiscation? It’s practically a rite of passage.

Then, just when you thought this drama couldn’t get any wilder, Jace decided to take a stroll to the gas station without giving his dear mom a heads-up. Because when you’re a teen on the lam, running errands is a top priority. Maybe he was fetching some snacks for his woodland adventures?

Now, before we dive headfirst into the realm of jokes about David Eason, let’s remember that we’re in serious territory here. We’re all crossing our fingers and hoping that Jace returns safely to his unconventional family. And hey, maybe this experience will teach him some “boy things” and “men talk” from the one and only David Eason. But seriously, let’s hope not.

Stay tuned, dear readers, because with Jenelle Evans, you never know when the next episode of “Where’s Jace?” will drop. Grab your popcorn and hide your cell phones, because this drama is far from over!

Someone needs to get bawbwa back in the mix.

 

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