Hold onto your fancy hats, folks, because the world of Hollywood love just got a little less sparkly. Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott, the power couple we all rooted for, are ending their 17-year marriage. Cue the sad violin music!
In a stunning announcement on Instagram, Dean, the Canadian-born heartbreaker at 56, poured his heart out to the world. He wrote, “It’s with great sadness and a very, very heavy heart that after 18 years together and 5 amazing children, that @torispelling and I have decided to go our separate ways and start a new journey of our own.” Oh, the drama! Pass the tissues, please.
But wait, there’s more! Dean went on to emphasize that they’ll still be the best parents ever and work together to guide their kids through this heart-wrenching time. Can we get an award for Best Drama Performance, please? Thank you.
Now, let’s rewind and explore the not-so-surprising signs that something was fishy in paradise. According to insiders (who probably have a crystal ball), Tori and Dean have been having “major issues” for over a year. Major issues, people! We’re talking about the kind that make you finish the last slice of pizza even when you’re stuffed.
In case that didn’t tip you off, Dean was seen without his wedding ring back in July 2021. Oh, snap! The rumors were swirling like a tornado, hinting that this couple might be headed for Splitsville. And just to add fuel to the gossip fire, Tori was spotted outside her lawyer’s office, waving her hands around like she’s rehearsing for a modern dance recital. On her yellow legal pad were the words “3pm Lawyer – assets – support – custody,” among other juicy tidbits. Who needs soap operas when you’ve got Tori and Dean?
But here’s the plot twist: Tori and Dean were still living together, but they’ve been playing a game of separate bedrooms. I guess Dean has been snoring like a bulldozer on steroids or something. The source spilled the beans, saying that Tori has the kids sleeping in her room a lot, which means poor Dean is left to snooze in a different zip code. It’s like the modern-day version of “Sleeping Beauty,” except nobody’s waiting for a kiss to wake them up.
Now, let’s address Tori’s rising career. Apparently, she’s been a busy bee, buzzing around with her own projects and leaving poor Dean in her dust. You know it’s bad when your spouse realizes they can do it all without you. Ouch! Talk about career goals, am I right?
Despite their ups and downs, Tori and Dean have managed to survive a cheating scandal back in 2013. Dean publicly confessed to his wrongdoing, and they even turned it into a reality TV show called “True Tori.” Bravo, guys, Bravo! But let’s be real, we all know that trust issues are harder to fix than a broken nail. Tori just couldn’t see a future for their family brand due to Dean’s wandering eye. Can you blame her? Who needs a brand that comes with a side of infidelity?
So there you have it, folks. Tori and Dean’s fairytale has come to an end, and we’re left wondering what went wrong. Will they find love again? Will Tori continue her reign as the queen of busy bees? Only time will tell. In the meantime, let’s grab some popcorn, sit back, and enjoy the next episode of “As the Spelling Turns.” Drama, here we come!
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