Fucking Fabulous version 1

Description

All my tees are super soft and made from my ultra-luxurious whoreganic™ perfCotton™ 60/40 blend and hand crafted right here in the fuckin' USA. Each one comes tastefully equipped with my patented tramp stamp on the back and high quality woven label on the front for maximum reppin' of the brand. You will absolutely adore how you look and how empowered you feel in these stunning tees. However, if you aren't fully satisfied with your purchase somehow, just send it back for a refund... I don't give a shit what you do. <3 mB

Washing Instructions: To keep your ultra-luxurious tee looking fucking fabulous, start by turning it inside-out to prevent damage to the fabric and design. Next, don't be a lazy slunt for once and actually sort your laundry by color, weight, and texture to avoid any color bleeding or stretching. Or have your maid do it like I do. Be careful not to overload the washer because you live on your own and let the dirty clothing stack up in huge piles for the last 2 months. Don't take it out on your tee, be a smart slunt and use a thorough but gentle wash cycle, like shampooing a baby kitten. Use a mild detergent with cold water on a gentle cycle. Avoid hot ass water, harsh detergents, aggressive cycles and aggressive men, as they can cause serious damage.

Drying Instructions: To dry your shirt, you really should hang dry on a quality hanger but, if you prefer to use a dryer, make sure to keep it inside-out and separate your shit by color, weight, and texture. Choose the lowest possible heat setting or Permanent Press to avoid shrinkage or damage to the fabric and design. Yes shrinkage is a thing. Don't come hollerin' at me if you fuck something up by not following my advice. <3