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Grab your tissues and prepare for a nose-snorting comedy because Farrah Abraham has taken to Instagram to share her battle with sinusitis. Yes, folks, sinusitis, the puffy face condition that’s been plaguing her like a relentless reality TV storyline.

In a now-deleted Instagram Story, the Teen Mom star, who is now a self-proclaimed sinus warrior at the tender age of 32, shared a video of herself, probably to show the world the struggles she faces. She also included a screenshot of an outlet commenting on her appearance because what’s a medical revelation without a little media attention, right?

In her Instagram confessional, Farrah revealed that she’s been on a never-ending quest for a diagnosis. Apparently, it takes a whole year for doctors to comprehend the elusive nature of sinusitis. Who knew sinus drama could rival the complexity of a Shakespearean play?

But fear not, dear readers, for Farrah has a solution! She’s scheduled for surgery after her birthday. Because nothing screams birthday celebration like a nasal expedition, right? It’s the perfect way to blow out those candles!

In true Farrah fashion, she took a moment to clap back at the unenlightened souls who dare to question her puffy appearance. She schooled them on the wonders of sinusitis, enlightening them about the hidden struggles of sinuses giving out like an old, leaky faucet. It’s a condition that affects our eyes, our cheeks, our whole nasal area. Who knew our sinuses were such divas?

But let’s not forget that this is Farrah Abraham we’re talking about. The same Farrah who once defended her daughter’s snakebite piercings while simultaneously unleashing her thoughts on parenting, teenage alcohol consumption, and even child experimentation with drugs. Oh, the joys of being a modern-day philosopher on TMZ!

So there you have it, folks. Farrah Abraham, the sinus warrior, fighting the good fight against sinusitis while throwing shade at the uneducated masses. Stay tuned for the next episode of “Farrah’s Sinus Saga,” where we eagerly await the triumphant return of her unclogged nasal passages.

Saddie up sad sad. I need to make this slunt a Fucking Unfabulous shirt.

 

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