In a move that can only be described as both cathartic and bubble-filled, reality star Ariana Madix bid adieu to her Los Angeles home, two months after the dramatic breakup with her ex-beau Tom Sandoval. And boy, did she do it in style!
The 37-year-old took to Instagram Story, proudly showcasing a video of herself surrounded by a stack of boxes, giving that mischievous smirk and captioning it, “Ready to dip out.” Ah, the sweet taste of revenge, served with a side of clever wordplay. Take that, Tom!
The caption was a playful reference to Tom’s own linguistic slip-up on Vanderpump Rules, where he mangled the phrase “dipped out” while recounting Raquel Leviss spending the night at his place. Clearly, Ariana is the queen of sassy comebacks.
But it doesn’t stop there. Ariana had already announced plans to sell the house, originally purchased for a cool $2 million back in 2019. She’s determined to get her money out of there faster than a speeding bullet. Quick cash and moving on? That’s what we call a boss move!
Living under the same roof as her ex-beau during this transition, Ariana revealed they have zero contact, resorting to communicating through their assistants as a “go-between.” Talk about keeping things strictly professional. But hey, that’s the high road for you.
And as if the breakup drama wasn’t spicy enough, Raquel sent a letter to Ariana’s house just days ago. But fear not, our leading lady wasn’t about to let that ruffle her feathers. She saw it, left it unopened, and casually went about her business. Mail drama? Ain’t nobody got time for that!
In the aftermath of the scandal, dubbed “Scandoval” by the fans (cue dramatic music), both Tom and Raquel have offered apologies to Ariana. Regrets, recklessness, and a whole lot of heartfelt words were shared, but Ariana’s focused on her own growth and moving forward.
So here’s to Ariana Madix, the queen of bubbles and breakups, showing us all how to handle life’s curveballs with grace, humor, and a touch of bubble wrap. Cheers to a fresh start, Ariana! May your future be filled with laughter, love, and maybe a few less dramatic reality TV moments.
I always think back to that episode where she tried standup lololololol.