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MaterialBITCH.com - The best fucking website ever.

WHAT STORES CARRY YOUR AWESOME SHIT?

You can purchase my amazing clothing from this site or visit one of our
fabulous vendors at the locations below. Tell them MB sent ya K bitch?

Celley's 201 North Indian Hills Blvd #102 Claremont, CA 91711 (909) 626-5915. Click for map	Club Gear P.O. Box 6474 Villa Park, IL 60181 (630) 678-1888 Visit the site Visit the myspace	LF 609 S. Mill Tempe, AZ (480) 966-0315 Click for map

Missconstrued 19420 N. 59th Ave., #A201 Glendale, AZ 85308 (623) 910-8980 Visit the site Click for map	Moxie Boutique In the Desert Ridge Marketplace Loop 101 and Tatum Blvd. Visit the site Click for map	Off The Strip 390 North Main Street Lakeport, CA 95453 (707) 263-6766 Click for map

Pink Cadillac 6220 E. Cave Creek Rd. Cave Creek, AZ (480) 575-1060 Click for map	Triangles 2013 N. Scottsdale Rd Scottsdale AZ 85257 (480) 947-6562 Click for map	Triangles 6344 W. Bell Rd Glendale AZ 85308 Click for map

Your Store Here! Contact sales to become a reseller. Stock your boutique today and become part of a revolution of stupid, crazy bitches.

HOW DO I GET A HOLD OF YOU? BITCH.

HOLLYWOOD HOTLINE (310) 651-6321

Call it up and talk some shit. Ask a question. Do what you gotta do bitch. I might get back to you if your not a dumfuck.

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Sales: Send Email

WHAT'S YOUR STORE POLICIES OR SOMETHING?

SHIPPING

Once your order has been placed I will get one of my useless friends to fill and ship it within 2 days. US customers should allow 7-10 business days for the goods to arrive. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding holidays. Orders received on weekend days, holidays and after 12 noon EST will be processed the next business day.

SHIPPING PRICES

$5 for orders of $50 or less
$10 for orders over $50

RETURNS

I know you will be fully satisfied with your purchase. I wouldn't put my fucking name on it if I didn't. If however you need to return an unused item you can do so within 14 days for an exchange or full refund less shiping and handling to MB Industries. All items being exchanged/refunded MUST have their original tags attached. Unfortunately for you, I cannot refund or exchange used or customer damaged items, what kinda shit do you think this is? (statutory rights not affected). Please note that I am not responsible for return postage. When you return goods, please retain proof of shipping from your shipper. Without this I cannot be responsible for any items that fail to reach us. Them postal fucks ain't perfect.

WTF SUP WITH THAT SIZING YO?

HTF CAN I STOCK MY BOUTIQUE WITH MB?

Please send mail to sales for more information on how to stock your boutique. I will then send out private investigators to inspect your store for hotness and freshness before allowing you to place an order. Our shit sells like hotcakes and you know you want it for yourself let's be straight.

LEGAL BULLSHIT

MaterialBITCH.com is a satirical online magazine published by MBI Worldwide Inc.

MaterialBITCH.com uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.

All characters, names and places used in MaterialBITCH.com fiction and semifiction (whether online, in print or any other media) are fictitious and are used herein for the purposes of comment, criticism, parody, pointing out political and/or social injustice or any other purpose through which humanity is held up to the ridicule it frequently deserves. Any similarity to real people, without parodic purpose, is a coincidence. All trade names, product names and trademarks of third parties, including any trademarked characters, used in MaterialBITCH.com fiction and semifiction (whether online, in print or any other media) are used without the authorization of those third parties, and are used only for the purpose of parody and identification. No sponsorship, endorsement or affiliation by or with those third parties exists or should be implied.

The content of this web-site—graphics, text and other elements is © Copyright 2008 by, and may not be reprinted or retransmitted in whole or in part without the expressed written consent of the publisher.

MaterialBitch.com, Material Bitch, Material Brat, Material Betch, Maternal Bitch, Fucking Fabulous, Jealousy Is A Dirty Bitch, Narcisisstic Sociopath and the "Material Bitch" logo are trademarks owned by MBI Worldwide Inc. All rights reserved.

MaterialBITCH.com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.

© 2008 MBI Worldwide Inc., All rights reserved. "Material Bitch®" is a registered trademark of MBI Worldwide Inc.

IN BOUTIQUES
Celley's Claremont CA
Club Gear Villa Park IL
LF Tempe AZ
Missconstrued Glendale AZ
Moxie Boutique Scottsdale AZ
Off The Strip Lakeport CA
Pink Cadillac Cave Creek AZ
Triangles Scottsdale AZ
Triangles Glendale AZ

STOCK YOUR STORE WITH MB!