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WHAT STORES CARRY YOUR AWESOME SHIT?

You can purchase my amazing clothing from this site. MB is carried in a select few stores also but the shit is so secret we would have to kill you if we told you which ones.

HOW DO I GET A HOLD OF YOU? BITCH.

HOLLYWOOD HOTLINE! Toll Free 1 (888) 600-5987

Call it up and talk some shit. Ask a question. Do what you gotta do bitch.
I might get back to you if your not a dumfuck.

MB: Send Email | View my Myspace
Sales: Send Email

WHAT’S YOUR STORE POLICIES OR SOMETHING?

SHIPPING

Once your order has been placed I will get one of my useless friends to fill and ship it within 2 days. US customers should allow 7-10 business days for the goods to arrive. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding holidays. Orders received on weekend days, holidays and after 12 noon EST will be processed the next business day.

SHIPPING PRICES

$5 for orders of $50 or less
$10 for orders over $50

RETURNS

I know you will be fully satisfied with your purchase. I wouldn’t put my fucking name on it if I didn’t. If however you need to return an unused item you can do so within 14 days for an exchange or full refund less shiping and handling to MB Industries. All items being exchanged/refunded MUST have their original tags attached.
Unfortunately for you, I cannot refund or exchange used or customer damaged items, what kinda shit do you think this is? (statutory rights not affected).
Please note that I am not responsible for return postage. When you return goods, please retain proof of shipping from your shipper. Without this I cannot be responsible for any items that fail to reach us. Them postal fucks ain’t perfect.

WTF SUP WITH THAT SIZING YO?

HTF CAN I STOCK MY BOUTIQUE WITH MB?

Please send mail to sales for more information on how to stock your boutique. I will then send out private investigators to inspect your store for hotness and freshness before allowing you to place an order. Our shit sells like hotcakes and you know you want it for yourself let’s be straight.

LEGAL BULLSHIT

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