Posted By: MB Email: mb@materialbitch.com Myspace: myspace.com/whothefuckismb

Clit Eastwoody grunts and says moronic things to the stupid kid for 2 hours.

So Daddy took me to the Arclight to see “Gran Torino” since he is a big Dirty Harry fan and the previews made it look like it might have some serious violence and destruction.. I agreed to go because I always enjoy the upstairs bar and get tanked before the show starts. Long story short.. it sucked so bad we walked out before the first credit dropped as the entire retarded Hollywood loser filled audience looked at us in horror like it was the biggest insult to true movie enthusiasts to leave early before the last credit rolls by. Go FUCK yourselves.

I was in shock at the poorly acted.. cheesily written.. lonnngg booooring let down of a movie. There was about 1 minute worth of violence and 150 worth of absolutely pitiful garbage. The only thing we giggled at occasionally was the often repeated and usually lame racial cut ups they tried to work into the dialog. I gave it a 2 out of 10 so tell me how the fuck did it get an 8.3 on IMDB? I am really that far off from the masses on my opinion of movies?.. are you all that retarded?

Oh and to that stupid fucking cunt that was sitting to my right.. how about closing your god damned cow whore pig mouth for a minute and stop ramming it full of popcorn and watermelon bbq pesto chicken baguettes while you repeatedly ask “what did he say” to your redneck loser 65 year old husband. The bitch actually clapped at the ending and she was the only one. I wanted to shank her. If you clap at the end of any movie you are a complete dumbfuck and should be shot point blank with a sawed off shotty. ::punch::sip:: <3 MB

  
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