GLAMOURCON 08 COVERAGE

Ok here is the long awaited review of Glamourcon 08 at the LAX Hilton. I want to make it clear that we had no idea what this event was about and the brains that is Serious and Sarah decided it would be good for us to attend based on a few things we were told and the fact that it had the word Glamour in the title. All we knew is that it was a Glamour and Pinup convention that was popular and would be a good spot for us to display our wares. I am very pleased that I was warned early in the day by Serious NOT to come and check it out because I had a great day sitting by the pool sipping mimosas reading the txt messages from them as the hours slowly crept by. The crew left before the end of the first day due to the overall weirdness of the event and it’s patrons.. who were mainly overweight.. sweaty.. creepy.. hairy men in glasses carrying bags of porno mags and cameras with huge lenses. Nice choice on this event guys.. I can see why the company is running itself right into the ground! Note: The following pictures were run through the Serious Royale-Ultra-Grime filter to recreate the yellow creepy basementy murdery perverted feel of the whole show.

What other reaction could one have at GlamWhoreCon? I give credit to Sarah, Paris, Bella and Serious for staying there for most of the first day.. thank god I didn’t venture down there I would have shot myself with my pink 22. ::sip:: <3 MB

From what I hear “Hooters” kept visiting the same tables over and over again getting autographs and pictures with all the finest that porn has to offer. It was noted that he was sweaty mainly due to nervousness as he described ever so slowly to Paris and Bella at the beginning of the show. <3 MB

“Hooters” on a rampage for autographs in the background and “George Lucass” sleeping in the booth next to the MB booth. ::yawn:: <3 MB

Supposedly “Iron On” was the undercover agent for the event and was keeping his eyes on the girls to make sure they were not treated inappropriately. Thank god he was there to save the day?.. It was noted that he took his glasses of for the pic for some reason.

A glimpse of “Twister” as he darts directly for the porn stars with the 70s bush and botoxed top lips. Bella is careful to point out our man on his mission to fill his backpack up with as much out dated porn as he can.

Close up of “Twister” as he is holding an in depth conversation about porn with some porn whore. I think I just caught the HIVS looking at him. ICK <3 MB

“Uncle” “Beer Shelf” and “Tommy Lee” with our girls. Noted that “Tommy Lee” had on purple velvet boots and was quite possibly one of the most sane at the event. Isn’t that the bitch from Reno 911?.. I heard her ass was just as big and held the same beer standing abilities. <3 MB

The were so many hot girls wandering around it’s no wonder so many shirts were sold that day. I did not see any naming in the notes from the crew so I am going to call these two “The Brothers Grim”. <3 MB

“Weeble” stands at attention and stares at Paris like he wants to slit her throat and video tape himself doing things with her body that even I cannot mention. CREEEEPY! <3 MB

This shot has quite a bit of celebrity action in it.. see if you can pick out “Big Pussy” from the sopranos.. Adam Corolla from 97.1 and Steven Hawking from PBS. <3 MB

It is noted that this “photographer” had exclusive access to some porn ranch up in north malibu. Also noted he talked forever. <3 MB

Sarah admiring the free calendar of whores while Serious takes pic of himself. <3 MB

Noted that “Yoda” was muttering something about wanting to take our girls to get some free water in the hallway.. hmmmm?? <3 MB

Another action packed shot with a favorite of the day “Gold Chain” in the middle as he swiftly maneuvered himself through the many lanes of pornoriffic pinup magnificence. Noted that it was hard to get a clear pic of “GC” because he was always moving quickly and sweating profusely. He was seen fanning himself at all times. The name “Gold Chain” is referring to the single gold chain that was wrapped around his neck looking like it was cutting off his circulation.. noted that no one thought the gold chain was removable at this point and that he had grown around it and become one. P.S. Nice top lip on “90 Year Old Playmate” (bottom left). <3 MB

“Beach Boy” staring at bitches planning things. ::sip:: <3 MB

Noted that this was the view from the MB booth.. some whore that wore latex and had to be greased up by a fat bitch assistant. Noted that her tits were flappy like pancakes. <3 MB

“Movie Star” had to remove his glasses for his pic as he explained to the girls. Everyone took their glasses off I don’t understand?.. someone explain. <3 MB

“20 dollars” aka “drugs” made it clear her face was not to be shown due to some upcoming reality show about something or another. She did however come say she wanted a shirt and walked away wearing it saying she would be back to pay us. Noted that Serious made a bet with Sarah that she would not be back with the money. Serious won and the shirt was reclaimed by it’s rightful owner. <3 MB

“Candy Man” has a devious look on his face.. I wonder what those candies are laced with? GHB ya think? <3 MB

The crew explained to me how depressing and creepy the day was so they had to enjoy some of the finer things in life like this fucking huge apple.. what a perfect shape I bet it was gooood! <3 MB

“Dr. Virgin”.. was heard saying “I bet you are a virgin” to Bella. <3 MB

“Buzz” was seen sitting in the directors chair all day. I think she is some kind of B movie makeup artist or something? <3 MB

Our email signup list lol. I really like Edith Nederland Holland. We will get some information sent to you asap thanks for the contact info bitch.. Speak english! I also enjoy the bottom 2 lines.. I almost wish I went now.. no one loves SHIT more than me! <3 MB

Paris telling the whole place what MaterialBITCH.com thought of them. OUT! <3 MB