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This sign was only up for a few days in Rancho Cucamonga before the religious freaks had it taken down.. what a crock of shit! Some free country we live in huh? Religion is nothing but big business and I have no respect for the bible thumping losers out there that had to complain and protest to get this shit taken down. What are they so worried about? Keep the faith motherfuckers.. god will save you or something. I prefer to believe in myself and not some silly unbelievable stories that some hippies wrote 2000 years ago. ::punch:: <3 MB

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Mixed bars celebrating Lho’s birthday in Hollywood. I think they are all laughing at Audrina’s dress.?. The ground is a perfect representation of Hollywood. Tons of trash surrounding stupid bitches with gigantic lips.

Rep the brand, I feel like either unwrapping a gift or eating some sort of a mint.
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ROFL That’s what I wanna know! I have no clue what this is exactly but I like the title. Transration #1.

Rep the brand, don’t be poor.
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Posted By: MB Email: mb@materialbitch.com Myspace: myspace.com/whothefuckismb

Burger King in London introduces it’s $200 hamburger. It comes with Waygu beef, white truffles, Pata Negra ham slices, Cristal onion straws, Modena balsamic vinegar, lambs lettuce, pink Himalayan rock salt, organic white wine and shallot infused mayonnaise in an Iranian saffron and white truffle dusted bun.

What the fuck? Didn’t the USA invent the hamburger? Why is London acting like it knows whats up? That’s not a god damned hamburger. A true hamburger is made from a thin piece of a gray, questionable, meat-like substance that consists of a mixture of beef, hoof, snout, anus, tail and cheek along with a helping of sars, hair, boogers, lice, insect legs and fecis slid in between two soggy buns with a layer of high fat, low taste, fake, cheese and a few room temperature condiments such as mustard and ketchup squirted on top for good measure. The entire thing with buns averages in thickness at about 1/2 inch and is wrapped tightly in wax paper and kept warm for long periods of time under a heat lamp to ensure the tastiness is sealed in. Oh it is also sold for 99cents or less! Not that paying $200 for a burger bothers me, its just that I would rather spend that money on a steak or some lobster and not some faggots creation of what he thinks a hamburger should be. If I want a real burger I will call one of my bitches to go to the local In&Out and grab me a double double and a shake so fuck off and get your teeth fixed you fucks.

Rep the brand, London.. don’t ack like you know.
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Doggy Shoelace never released album cover artwork.

Shirt found on Dr DJ when he was killed. RIP.

Here is the real story for the fans, like myself, of DoggyShoeLace. Turns out that DoggyShoeLace stabbed his best friend and producer Dr. DJ and let him die in the schoolyard. DSL is now in jail and is said to be working on a new album that will be recorded through telephone calls from prison. They were so close to releasing their debut album “Bitches and Gats”. So pissed all this went down. RIP Dr DJ, was like one of the best producers on the planet.

Rep the brand, don’t stab friends just before album releases. Check out the DSL myspace page and listen to Bitches and Hoes, its the shit!
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Who is this little boy with that disgusting whore from SATC? ::smack:: It’s actually Christine Marinoni her girlfriend. Theres your Sex and the City for ya Jen!

Rep the brand, what? the.. f.?
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“Ok I am channel surfing as usual waiting for the Tudors to come on (soley to see Rhys Myers naked which is like every episode) and for fucks sake I see this title “Transsexual Wives” on the BBC. Now I am a reality tv whore to the fuckin core but this is really pushing it. Maybe it is the same ones that did that drive by clawing at McDonalds? Damn, trannies errywhere! Smooches! -PrettyBitchBitch”

Thx for the info on this gem BitchBitch. It figures you watch that Tudors shit. I can’t get into it. It’s all about Weeds for Showtime. Does it shock me that you stopped on the ad for this show? No. Your a sick fuck like me.

Still..this Tranny Wives show sounds pretty gross. They follow 3 couples (Men married to women who are transvestites). I am already a bit confused but the picture above clears things up..?.. It’s hard to tell which one is the woman? There is a woman in there right?

Them Brits know how to do the reality right. Not all Hollywood and fake like ours over here in the U.S.. I might have to set the Tivo just for the shock value and take shots of absinthe until I have to look away. Good catch Jen. Thx whore. KISS KISS.

Rep the brand, rob a burger joint.. watch out for fry grease!
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My demented serial killer sister bff BitchBitch Jen always tells me she likes Sex and the City. Who would have known she was on SJP’s sac like this though? The above photo was sent in anonymously.

Jen.. your the ringleader for the SATC fan club for phoenix huh? I heard you wore that replica SATCSJP wedding veil mess all night from dinner with the girls at taco bell with bottles of Boone’s to the 11:00 showing at the ghetto Harkins in mesa where the floors are sticky and the acne is bountiful. Where is the replica wart? Sources say BitchBitch went through 5 glasses of Boone’s Strawberry so she could tolerate seeing SJP on the big screen and ended up falling asleep 5 hours into the movie.

Rep the brand, shows over.. retire that gear. No more SATC talk after this post.
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Ah hah!!!! I have been wondering for a while now why Melinda has been talking so highly of the CW network. She can be seen on her space commenting, blogging and bulleting about how great One Tree Hill is and Gossip Girl this and that bitch bitch bitch bleh bleh bleh i just purchased you for that blah blah blah george bush josh work drinking and exercising etc etc. Let’s all face it, we know CW is pure garbage and only limpwristed turds watch that shit.

I axed myself “MB.. what is really going on here with her firm allegiance to the CW network???”

Just then the pic above was sent in anonymously and it shows Melinda geting mighty close to one of the slimy CW11 News employees. Gee I wonder what they were doing in the editing bay? Whore! Anyways at least now I know that she is much smarter than she is letting on and would never really like that network yet was only doing it because she wanted to make this yokol feel good so she could prolong the excitement of slutting around the tv news industry in BFWashington. Whatch out now.. Talk amongst yourselves.

Rep the brand, CW stands for cunt whore.
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Already SICK of these bitches!! Why do the fuglier little sisters always try to come up in the game like they are the next big thing?? And the mother Dina.. I can say this from past experience.. is a complete psycho. It’s all about Lindsay, the mother-daughter combo should stay hidden before completely ridiculed and ultimately end up hurting Lilo’s already tarnished and somewhat useless career. Now that is a shit ton of words that I typed without profanity which shows my serious stance on the matter. Can’t wait to peep the combined train and 747 wreck in one that is “Living Lohan”. It starts on the 26th at 10:30 on none other than E!, set the tivo sluts. FUCK SHIT WHORE CUNT BITCH.

Rep the brand, no. no no no.
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