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“Walmart Stampede” is the appropriate title the media gave this event of death.. greed and inbred overweight broke ass retardism.. I’m sure Melinda was in line at 5am for the madness no?.. A famished bony bitch like her has to be careful not to get trampled by the bison and cattle rushing the doors like that guy that worked there that died in the chaos. Eat some soup whore.

Oh yeah then theres the Toys R Us shootings here in California that claim 2 lives.. Black friday.. America tops itself yet again. ::sip:: <3 MB

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(Born 29 August 1922 - Died 19 October 2008) Rest in peace Richard. I looked up to your harsh criticism and verbal lashings against poorly styled celebs and I value the friendship and times we shared in my younger years and know that you will continue to speak through me as you watch from above and sip a dry martini with 2 olives. I will pour a whole bottle of Goose out for you and spark a fatty blunt.. you will be missed. It’s a shame your intestines were all fucked up and you died motherfucker. P.S. Mom says hi.

Here are a few golden ones from the great MBlackwell.. the creator of the “10 worst dress women list”

Madonna: “The Bare-Bottomed Bore of Babylon.”

Barbra Streisand: “She looks like a masculine Bride of Frankenstein.”

Christina Aguilera: “A dazzling singer who puts good taste through the wardrobe wringer.”

Meryl Streep: “She looks like a gypsy abandoned by a caravan.”

Sharon Stone: “An over-the-hill Cruella DeVille.”

Lindsay Lohan: “From adorable to deplorable.”

Patti Davis: “Packs all the glamour of an old, worn-out sneaker.”

Ann-Margret: “A Hells Angel escapee who invaded the Ziegfeld Follies on a rainy night.”

Camilla Parker-Bowles: “The Duchess of Dowdy.”

Bjork: “She dances in the dark — and dresses there, too.”

Spears: “Her bra-topped collection of Madonna rejects are pure fashion overkill.”

::sip::sniff:: <3 MB

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Although George Carlin was a bit before my time, I do remember Daddy watching him. Anyone that swore that much and talked as much shit as him deserves some liquor poured out and a RIP on my site. He died at age 71 or something.. stop acting like it’s a shock for cunts sake. He was a serious drug addict, we don’t live forever!

Ok, RIP George Carlin now everyone shut the fuck up about this old sac of shit.

Rep the brand, I wonder what that little note says.
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Say it ain’t so TINO! … sigh.

It’s true that our beloved Valentino Gravani has bid farewell to the world of fashion after 45 years of fucking fabulousness and gone into retirement. What a shame.. First Domenico is arguing with Stefano and now this announcement. I am sad so I am popping a bottle, pouring some out for Tino and heading to Robertson to shop in the rain bitches. fuck it.. been testing out the new prototype MB umbrella all week.

Photo: Getty Images: Franco Origlia

Rep the brand, R.I.P.
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