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About to sneeze lisa? You must be allergic to that top.

Note from MB: Seriously? Did she really pick that top out of her closet today knowing she would be seen in hi-def by tens of thousands of people? Do you know how hard it is to wake up from a bad nightmare only to flip on the tv and see Lisa blinking and blabbing away in this abortion of a top? It might have been some sort of a dress even.. I dunno.. I didn’t watch long enough.. I had to change the channel to the Extenze infomercial before I dry heaved from the multi-goose bottled night at the Crown Bar. ::heave::sip water::advil::burp:: <3 MB

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Nice gold necklace/dress/grandma sweater combo Lisa Brokenridge. ::cough:: <3 MB

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Lisa Breckenridge making me want to vomit.

Note from MB: I swear to christ.. the patterns this slunt chooses blows my mind. I think she trips balls every morning before going into her closet and selecting garbage to wear.. I give this slunt “BAD” status. ::sip::lick:: <3 MB

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People keep asking me what I am thankful for this thanksgiving day and up until now I have really had no response.. but after waking up to my stupid fucking kitties paw at my face and then turn on fox 11 news I am thankful that I don’t look and dress like the stupid slunt that is Lisa Breckenridge.

Hey bitches.. stop emailing me asking where I have been and why I have not been writing bledgers.. I have been with my MASSIVE family that Daddy feels necessary to invite for the holidays every god damned year. I can’t wait for them all to get the fuck out of here and leave me alone. Have a horrible turkey day bitches. ::sip:: <3 MB

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Oh Lisa Breckenrdige when will you learn? I didn’t even see this getup on my own.. I got a call from Sarah bright and early telling me I had to wake up and check out the bitches top. What in the fuck are them doilies and why are they crooked and all off center??? Did the tiny ignorant prick from the middle east manufacture it or something? ::inside joke::sip:: <3 MB

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It’s obvious that I am not the only one that enjoys ripping on Lisa Breckenridge.. slunt. ::sip:: <3 MB

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This really isn’t super funny but the fact that this stupid bitch took a spill after Steve told her to do some fancy moves made it all worth while in my opinion.. I just had to pull out my cam and grab this off my flatscreen. I like how she asks “are we still live” at the end in hopes that she could avoid embarrassment. It doesn’t matter because the dickheads at Fox 11 News keep replaying it as a teaser. I have noticed that since I put up the “how not to dress by Lisa Breckenridge” blogs she has toned down her wardrobe a bunch.. it’s nice to have power. ::smoke::sip:: <3 MB

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I can’t help but keep posting image after image of Lisa Breckenridge and her inability to pick a dress that doesn’t look absolutely ridiculous! In fact I have now given this slunt her own spot on materialBITCH.com under the Lisa Breckenridge’s “How Not To Dress” section. I don’t care if you fucks are tired of seeing this bitch.. this is my bledger and I will do whatever the christ I want with it! Fox News never ceases to amaze me! ::sip:: <3 MB

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I can’t help but snap a pic of Lisa Breckenridge from Fux11’s Good Morning LA as I am waking up watching the news and waiting for Geves to bring in my eye opener. Again.. who the FUCK dresses this bitch? I know who.. SHE DOES. It’s hard to stomach the slunt and her 70’s bargain bin piss stained dress selection especially after a night of pure debauchery infused with excessive drug and alcohol intake. ::burp::kiss::sip:: <3 MB