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No lumberjack I “ain’t” friends with Booty Du.. why are you getting so bent out of shape by her comment? You must love her or have gotten her pregnant at some point in time huh? You are too sensitive.. go hack down a few trees.. rape a forest dweller bitch like melinda and relax a bit. Thanks for the call.. you talk funny. Visit lumberjack’s Myspace page here! ::sip:: <3 MB

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You slunts are too cute! At least someone out there has a good heart and wishes nice things upon people because I really could give a flying fuck less if anyone has a “pretty week” except for myself. I love you little bitches! Keep on reppin’ the brand in San Diego.. Noses up credit cards down! ::scissor::::sip:: <3 MB

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You are so cute bitch.. I love the “pretty week” comment I might need to add that to the bitchionary. ::kiss::kiss:: <3 MB

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Bella and Paris.. the MB San Diego Sisters.

Bella

Paris

I love when my bitches from Diego check in and show me love. Keep them hos away from your shirts bitches!! ::scissor::::sip:: <3 MB

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I knew it wouldn’t be long before my favorite creepy stalker “Lumberjack” left me a message on the hotline. Lumby you know I got love for you but it makes me feel a bit better to know that you are putting Melinda as your priority stalking victim. Feel free to dump a load on her forehead.. bust a cap in her ass and leave her for dead next to the logging factory.  Visit the lumberjack’s Myspace page here! ::sip:: <3 MB

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Update: Cory the loser came clean and admitted he was really Shane the loser.. weighing in at 4′9 110 lbs he noted how he would serve us all in a heartbeat because we are all so dominant and stayed strong and powerful. WOW what the fuck is wrong with the men of the world today? I hate a whiny little bitch like this. <3 MB

Cory is a loser so he just wants someone to call him back at 3564045394 I think? The little guy talks to quietly I could barely make it out. It sounds like he might be from Texanus and enjoy applying armor all to his big fat jeep tires while listening to Dixie Chicks.. it also sounds like he is crying? ::sip:: I expect some better calls than the crap we have been getting lately.. especially now that the Hotline number is TOLL FREE 888-600-5987 so even broke rednecks like Cory can call it up and talk shit.. or ask for people to call him back. <3 MB

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Our bitch Paris the Barbie showing some love MB San Diego style. We love you cunt! Call up the hotline and spit some shit bitches. (310) 651-6321 ::sip:: <3 MB

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Yet another brilliant ::cough:: call from Mitsy the forgetful whore.. how is that whole thing with Pierre working out slunt? Why would anyone call to leave a message like this? Coked dialing is a mother. ::sniff::sip:: <3 MB

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Interesting.. who the fuck is Larry the worlds most romantically successful homeless chicken and what does he want with me???? ::sip:: <3 MB

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So all of the sudden there are messages sprouting up on my Hollywood Hotline about some kind of sex line for Serious? The thought of this truly makes me want to hurl.. someone better explain wtf is going over there in the office and who this slunt is that wants to talk about vagina.. vagina. Try dialing 1-800-dirty-ho. For those that want to actually call the Hollywood Hotline you can hit us up at (310) 651-6321. Leave me something good that doesn’t make my stomach churn. ::sip:: <3 MB