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THE “FUCK YOU” UMBRELLA.. A MUST HAVE PRESENT THIS YEAR.

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008
Posted By: MB
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I love when it rains but it tends to fuck things up so I make sure I pull this bitch out.. i don’t direct the flip off at the clouds but more at everyone around me. Put this on your wish list fer sure.  Buy the umbrella for fitty duckets at Artemy Lebedev’s studio. ::sip:: <3 MB


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THE SHIRT THAT GOT BANNED IS ON SALE NOW! F*CK CANCER! LIMITED QUANTITIES. ONLY $25!

Saturday, November 29th, 2008
Posted By: MB
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If you have any sort of a memory you will recall that we tried to participate in the City of Hope Cancer walk last month and show our support for the fight against cancer only to be slapped in the face by the higher ups that ran the event and told we were not welcome. This shirt got banned and will go down in material bitch history.. we even added a fucking star in the word FUCK to keep it rated G for cunts sake. Fuck you City of Hope! Originally we were going to give all the proceeds to your foundation but now they will be going into the pockets of the staff here at MBI Worldwide so they can purchase more smokes motherfuckers. Limited quantity collectors item so snatch em up quick like lines at a hills party. ::inhale::exhale::kiss:: <3 MB


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HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEARS SALE!!! FUCK ‘07 AND BRING ON ‘08

Friday, December 21st, 2007


Because I love the shit out of you bitches I am slashing prices on the ultra fabulous clothing you see above. Get the shirts for 29 bucks each and the tracksuit for 99. Don’t you ever say I am not generous you ungrateful mfers! Have a great new year and say FUCK ‘07 and start ‘08 off right with some fresh new goodies now that you can return all the useless shit you got from your family and treat yourself to the goods you really wanted. Thank the higher power of your choice for gift receipts! Smart thinking bitch!

Rep the brand, buy everything because you love us like we love you
<3 MB


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OH MY BELOVED TRACK SUIT!

Monday, December 3rd, 2007

i am so fucking addicted to this comfortable piece of shit. jesus christ. if you haven’t copped one yet i strongly suggest getting on it. this is one of those things that will you wear everyday until it falls apart completely, and then you will still wear it, just not out of the house. trust me, if you actually care about your bff… and shes not just one of those girls that wont go away and you don’t really like her but you feel obligated to get her something for christmas because she aready told you how excited she was to give you her present…. get your bff this, mB just made the holidays that much easier. really.  holler.

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CUSTOM MB KICKS ARE FUCKING SWEEEEEEET!

Monday, October 8th, 2007

These are so fuego. One of a kind, custom MB Kicks by 4SER. These bitches start at $300.00 and go on up depending on how fucking fabulous you want them. Love them like you love me.

P.S. The orders have been coming quickly since people heard about these shoes existing so the waiting list is growing rather large. Be sure to get in soon so you don’t end up waiting like a mother.

Rep the brand, in custom MB kicks.
<3 MB


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NEW STORE ANNOUNCEMENT: MISSCONSTRUED

Friday, August 24th, 2007

You phoenicians and scottsdaliens got the serious material bitch attitude deep down inside. Stores are lining up to get a piece of the action and stock even just a small section of the MB goods. A new addition to the rapidly growing family of MB retailers will hopefully satisfy your craving for my ultra sweet, super comfy, fabulously pink styles.  Missconstrued will open near the end of September.


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NEW STORE ANNOUNCEMENT: CELLY’S IN SO. CAL

Monday, August 20th, 2007

Downtown Claremont California is getting a serious dose of fabulousness in mid September when a new shop called “Celly’s” opens it’s doors with a selection of our pink, fucking fabulous clothing. I suggest you take a moment away from updating your myspace page with new whoreish pictures of yourself and empty the store out with some serious purchasing. It’s only 15 minutes away from LA if you know how to drive like I do. More information to come bitches.


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NEW STORE ANNOUNCEMENT: PINK CADILLAC

Saturday, August 4th, 2007

This cute-as-fuck boutique up in Cave Creek AZ is absolutely perfect for my line. The owner “Deb” is truly gangster and most definitely on the same level. She is a local favorite and will be happy to point you to the MB section for some vulgarity on cotton shoppin’. I just stocked her up with all the new tees! Go get them before they are gone. Tell her materialBITCH sent ya and maybe she will throw in some stickers or some shit.


Pink Cadillac

6220 E. Cave Creek Rd.
Cave Creek, AZ
(480) 575-1060
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NOW SHIPPING AND IN STORES!!!! NEW TEES

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

New arrivals!My new fleet of gorgeous pink tees arrived at the warehouse last week. While in Scottsdale I took time out of my day to personally sign each one of them on the inner tag. They look fuckin sweet. Money indeed! That tramp stamp idea I had was seriously genius. They fit like a god damn glove and can be washed over and over again and not loose shape. I personally guaran-fuckin-tee that your 100% completely satisfied with this purchase.

Get em while their hot…cuz when they gone.. they gone.

The shirts are going to be in stores by the end of the week at LF and Underground.

Coming August …. Ultra Comfy Velour Embroidered Tracksuit. 110% hot as fuck.


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UPDATE ON NEW CLOTHING COMING SOON…

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007
Okay bitches… here is the deal. I will NEVER send out some shit that I personally wouldn’t wear myself.I am all about fit, fabric, and over all quality of the apparell.You will NEVER receive some boxy fucking unwearable garbage from Material Bitch.So fucking appreciate it.With that said. This new tracksuit is gonna be fucking amazing. I am wearing one right now and when I was creating it I spent many long hours and went through many a martini to ensure overall comfiness, pinkness and fabulousness. The stitching of the logo is gorgeous, a work of art.The nice bright pink with the MBitch logo screams “you are looking at me, I know you are, its ok because I am the shit…take in as much as you can you sad peice of shit.”All of this goes the same for my new line of tees. Going forward, everything will now only be available in our new trademark and copyrighted color “Bright Bitch Pink”. No more white, no black, no nothing but pink unless otherwise noted by myself for some specialized super expensive limited run shit. Also, we have changed our sizing system and will now be offering sizes xsmall, small, medium, and large.

Off too happy hour. <3
-mB


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