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TWO DOUCHE BAGS.

Two douche bags unite and become one gigantic douche. While I am all for marriage (I am currently married and will be leaving said marriage to hop into another union with my darling Rachelle), I am completely against these two tards marrying. I mean come on, was this another way for these two to up their bank accounts? They eloped but the minute they said I do they phoned US Weekly to get paid top dollar for their wedding photos. What could they have gotten for the exclusive photos all of a few hundred dollars? Bet they even invited their idol Ed Hardy. Next you know they will be pregnant and selling their ultrasound pics. Pathetic. Can someone tell my why these two are even famous???

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Note from MB: :What is ASS OF LOVE? He reminds me of a white Kanye West. This whole thing is gross. :sip:: <3 MB
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5 Responses to “TWO DOUCHE BAGS.”

Steezy B Butters Says: November 30th, 2008

Ugh Heidi, what a stupid bitch. That emo motherfucker wouldn’t be having a god damn thing at my place except the shower so he could take his broke lazy ass to work to buy me more shit. I’d hang myself with fishing wire before letting a boring ugly asshole play me like a common ho on TV. I’ll be damned if I’m ever gonna work 40 hours a week so any man can lay around my place being generally worthless… that’s my fuckin job. KNOW YOUR ROLE SPENCER!


rachelle Says: November 30th, 2008

lol, “ed hardy”… the only Christians at our wedding will be Louboutin and Dior and possibly Melinda/shenequa/shanaynay


Bater Says: December 1st, 2008

i got my account made and my icon even you fucks!


Sarah Kristene Says: December 1st, 2008

I smell a divorce!!! That is only if Heidi realizes she’s been brain washed!!! Man I hate that guy!! Get a real job and shave your nasty face!! Then take your blonde bimbo wife and GO AWAY!!!

xoxo

-SK


Kaitlin Says: December 2nd, 2008

You know when you make over $3 million dollars in a year combined and only spend $4,150 on your wedding, you’re both bound for failure, especially when you buy your wedding rings at a leather gift shop….i give it 6 months tops!they both are fuckin deuschbags….MB, these 2 should be at the top of the list of deuschbags!


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