MYSPACE WINNER: XPLICITCHICK. WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE EXACTLY?

Posted By: MB
Email: mb@materialbitch.com
Myspace: myspace.com/whothefuckismb

I must say.. I have a secret indulgence of checking in on the official xplicitchick myspace page and trying to understand better who she is and what she does exactly. So far I gather from her “Hoes Wanted” form above she is some sort of an internet myspace pimp?.. She might as well remove the “no” part of the Ever had A disease question above.. it’s pretty safe to say the entire group of ghetto bitches rock a few dozen each. I keep checking back for the new 2009 calendar! I must buy everything she sells from the upcoming “xplicit weekend “dvd to the new “i mean business” mixtape and album.. I love her like I loved R. Kellys “trapped in the closet” series. I hope she figures out how to fix her website or place a button to buy something soon.. I don’t feel like mobbin to Willis Texanus to purchase the calendar out of the slunts car trunk. ::flexing arms::sip::kiss:: <3 MB

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5 Responses to “MYSPACE WINNER: XPLICITCHICK. WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE EXACTLY?”

FAMOUS Says: November 30th, 2008

OH MY LORD!!! I LOVE THIS SHIT!! I love how she is SERIOUS! I mean, she means BUSINESS! haha Oh man… I’m a check out her site and see how this PHAT bitch ROLLS! hahah Or at least how many she trynna put on your man! BIG UPS TO BIG MAMMA!

And I love how you gonna BUY everything on her damn site! I wanna a copy of the album when you get that shit. FO SHO!

Annnnnnnnddd I was thinking about filling one out, just to see her response!! HAHAHA! Gag reflex? Non-existent…