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I TOLD YA SO BITCH FUCKS. STFU.

January 3rd, 2009
Posted By: MB
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It’s all good.. they are rockin’ out so shut the fuck up.

Note from MB: Do you cunts know how many hate emails I got for the posting I did on the plane wreck incident with Travis and DJ Gay M?.. everyone was bashing me and praying that they were going to live when I knew what was up all along but no one would listen. I got txt’s from both of them throughout the incident each day that let me know they were ok and only had minor flesh wounds.. so to all you bitch asses let’s take a moment and grieve about the people that died and not the ones that suffered the same thing I suffer with every piece of shit curling iron I own when I try to work that shit while downing a bloody mary and smoking a newport 100. Eat me. <3 MB



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THE BIGGER THE PACKAGE THE SWEETER THE PRESENT? HMM..

January 2nd, 2009
Posted By: MB
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Someone needs a new years resolution or two.

USERNAME: GFABOLOUS
AGE:
30
LOCATION:
Los Angeles, CA
CATCH PHRASE: “1 SEXY PHAT CHICK!,,”THE BIGGA THE PACKAGE,THE SWEETER THE PRESENT”
PROFILE: myspace.com/gbaby1978

Note from MB: I can’t imagine what it is like to be 893894833 lbs seriously.. how do you do things?.. why does this bitch have tape on her left jug in every pic? Can she wipe her own ass or does someone else need to do it for her? Have you seen her new shoes?..? Neither has she.

I do believe that is our girl Scented Kiss wearing the orange tent in one of those pics. ::kiss::sip:: <3 MB



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BROMANCE LANDS BRODY TONS OF SLUNTS. LITERALLY TONS.

January 2nd, 2009
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Brody chillin’ with hotties:: cough:: <3 MB [Photo: BuzzFoto.com]

Note from MB: How can anyone take Brody seriously after “bromance”?.. he will need to get used to fat narsty bitches after a show like that.. how has Jayde not dumped his ass yet? ::sip:: <3 MB



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WHERE NOT TO BE ON NEW YEARS EVE.

December 31st, 2008
Posted By: MB
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Who in the fuck would want to ring in the new year with these two limpwristed retards? ::sip:: <3 MB



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FUCK YOURSELF.

December 31st, 2008
Posted By: MB
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Fuck your new years.. drop it like its hot. <3 MB

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JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT LOVES GRAVY AND CHOCOLATE.

December 30th, 2008
Posted By: MB
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Someone ate well over the holiday season huh? ::sip::burp:: <3 MB



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I WOULD DROP KICK JESSICA AND STEAL THAT TEE.

December 30th, 2008
Posted By: MB
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I love that tee! How do I not own it yet????.. already own the chanel duh. Fuck you. ::sip:: <3 MB



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THEY CAN’T HANDLE THE TROOF.

December 29th, 2008
Posted By: MB
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Myspace:
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NBC/YouTube keeps deleting this because they know it’s the REAL footage of what happened to Kanye on SNL. This is what they don’t want you to know down that fateful saturday night.. you can clearly see that Kanye shifts his weight as he starts to bust the longest ass ever known to man. I heard he was at Puffy’s restaraunt “Justins” prior to the taping.. I wonder if Diddles sabotaged his ribs with laxatizzles? ::kiss::sip:: <3 MB



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STFU AT MOVIES OR GET SHOT.

December 29th, 2008
Posted By: MB
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Myspace:
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Shhh or JJC Jr. will bust a cap in your ass.

I only wish I could have shot that bitch beside me at the Arclight the other night like James Joseph Cialella Jr did to the father of a family of loud mouth fucks that wouldn’t shut their yaps during a viewing of that Benjamin Button pile of shit.. this happened in a ghetto theater up in Philly. Cialella apparently asked them to be quiet during the movie and they refused to cooperate so he shot the father in the arm with a Kel-Tec .380 handgun.. the best part is he then proceeded to sit down and continue watching the movie as if nothing happened until the cops came and busted him. He is my hero.

I suggest the father picks a better theater next time.. read some of the Yelp reviews of the shithole. Read the whole story here.

::kiss::sip:: <3 MB



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HENCER FEEDS THE HOMELESS FOR THE PHOTO OPP.

December 29th, 2008
Posted By: MB
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Hencer forced to be good by MTV.

I would hate to be forced to feed the homeless because MTV said I had to ya know? If I want to feed them fucks I would have Geves roll through skid row at about 50 mphs as I toss out Chicken Mcnugget cakes to them bitches. Hencer you suck! ::kiss::sip:: <3 MB



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