AIR MIXING BY AUDRINA.

July 2nd, 2008

Posted By: MB
Email: mb@materialbitch.com
Myspace: myspace.com/whothefuckismb

It really bothers me when stupid bitches get up in the dj booth, hold some headphones to their head with one hand and pretend to mix like they even know what the fuck mixing is. You ain’t making cookie dough ho! You know the DJ has the crossfader held to the right and just told her to make some motions like she is waxing a fine wood table with a nice soft rag and can of pledge. Welp.. at least her mouth is closed and her eyes are looking down for once.

Rep the brand, bitch you wanna mix something make it a drink.
<3 MB

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HATE MAIL: RUDEGRRL

July 1st, 2008

Posted By: MB
Email: mb@materialbitch.com
Myspace: myspace.com/whothefuckismb

Do you ever do anything other then talk shit and bitch about everything? -Rudegrrl

No. Buy a shirt. <3 MB

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THE T IN TRL MUST STAND FOR THUG?? ::SIP::

July 1st, 2008

Posted By: MB
Email: mb@materialbitch.com
Myspace: myspace.com/whothefuckismb

Ya know I love ya Lloyd, 50 and Tony but cmon now.. MTV’s TRL? Kinda ruins the whole thug gangster feel. You don’t see MC eiht or Andre Nickatina on that shit. You guys put the HUG in thug. ::yawn::

Rep the brand, but not on TRL thx.
<3 MB

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M.POWERMENT? R.OFL. L.AME

June 29th, 2008

LC is working with mark to create the “Girls m.powerment Campaign”. The campaign is supposed to be committed to preventing the cycle of dating abuse and partner violence. How sweet.

“It is a privilege for me to be partnering with mark on the Girls m.powerment Campaign,” said Conrad. “Young women between the ages of 16 to 24 experience the highest rates of intimate partner violence. As a twenty-two year old, this statistic made me realize how important it is to let girls my age, know that they can be empowered to prevent this from happening in their lives.”

::yawn::

LC.. you look fucking gorgeous but I dunno about this whole m.powerment campaign. I just tell my bitches to wear a fucking fabulous shirt, pack some heat, and don’t take no shit as far as empowerment goes. Works for us. End of story.

Rep the brand, stop pretending this campaign is for real and admit it’s just another publicity stunt by Avon and MTV. =)
<3 MB

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CRAZY EYES IS THIN. WE MIGHT HAVE BEEN WRONG.

June 28th, 2008

Posted By: MB
Email: mb@materialbitch.com
Myspace: myspace.com/whothefuckismb

Photo: Buzzfoto

That other picture we posted of her cellulite had to have been photoshopped. Phoebe is thin as a rail like me. I would most definitely punch her in the face and walk off with that gorgeous Balenciaga.

Rep the brand, love the hair.
<3 MB

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SUMMERTIME COMFY GLAM.

June 28th, 2008

Posted By: MB
Email: mb@materialbitch.com
Myspace: myspace.com/whothefuckismb

Loving it. Rep the brand. <3 MB [Photo: buzzfoto]

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FORGET GOD FOR A SECOND, DONATE MONEY WHERE IT COUNTS.

June 27th, 2008

Posted By: MB
Email: mb@materialbitch.com
Myspace: myspace.com/whothefuckismb

Support our fellow MB’s like Killer Egrets (as I call her). The bitch cracks me up and is the most REAL person on Twitter. She’s a gem.

Rep the brand, Donate some coin and then follow Lisa Marie on twitter here.
<3 MB

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JULIETA PRANDI AND HER BUSHY CROTCH.

June 27th, 2008

Posted By: Rox
Myspace: myspace.com/Roxybebito

Check out these shots of Argentinean model and hottie Julieta Prandi on a recent issue of D-Mode. Weird or not, this chica sure knows how to model the outdated classic furkini! Who said a bush in the crotch wasn’t hot? This professor-turned-cavewoman looks pretty good to me!
Here’s another shot from the D-Mode photoshoot

Oh, and.. you’re welcome

~ROX~

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HMMM.

June 27th, 2008

Posted By: MB
Email: mb@materialbitch.com
Myspace: myspace.com/whothefuckismb

Oh my. Who is this little old lady with JT? Why does she have a gorgeous YAYA scarf around her neck and where is that fucking hot girl of Justin’s, Jessica Beil?

Rep the brand, get the YaYa Aflalo scarf for under $200 at Singer22.com

<3 MB

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